Yesterday's orgasm count: two, self-inflicted.
I have decided to be a copycat, and follow my beloved's lead in putting an orgasm count at the side of my blog. This meant that I had to go back and count how many I have had so far. I can't help but be almost a little embarrassed: not counting the three I have had so far today, my count for this year is 113. That's a lot of endorphins. Twenty-six of them were assisted. This clearly means I need to have more sex. Though I suppose that so far, I'm averageing on once a week.
Eh. Suppose it's a bit silly to try and quantify my sex life. But it makes me anticipate my beloved's return all the more, so that I can even out the proportions a bit...
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